Dear Sam and Simone,
I sincerely hope you are
happily settling in with your new lives. Your name choice was wonderful, your
sex blog readership is gaining every day, and your yurt is absolutely gorgeous,
if I do say so myself.
The powers that be in the
Sex Blogger Protection Program are, in general, pleased with the way things are
going. At my evaluation on Friday there was only one large concern, the nature
of which I will address later, and a few suggestions for improvement.
I must agree with my
employers that I was a bit careless in choosing your relocation zone. I
was remiss in that I neglected to place you in a climate chilly enough that
Mistress Simone would feel it necessary to wear black crotch-less pantyhose and
high heeled shoes or boots on a daily basis. To address this problem, without
requiring a move to another location, the SBPP has arranged for an employment
opportunity there in Wherever-The-Heck-It-Is-Istan that requires Mistress
Simone wear American style clothing for part of each day. The hope is that it
might facilitate more crotch-less hose, more high heels and boots on shoulders,
and more lips on pussy action.
In addition, a small
extension is being added to your yurt and will be carpeted and furnished to
exactly mirror the office of your former life. In addition to the desk
and chair in the office, a blanket as well as aneros devise and strap-on will
be placed in the closet. The hope is that you and Mistress Simone might have
some up and cuming lip-smacking and exciting bent over the desk moments to
share with your readers.
As a reward for your fine
blogging, my employers have arranged for a carpenter to build a new bed for the
yurt. You and Mistress Simone will need to choose one of the designs below. The
first choice is a Murphy style bed that is a regular queen size bed when down and
becomes a whipping post complete with chains and handcuffs when in the closed
position.
Or you may opt for the style
of bed pictured below if Mistress Simone would prefer to concentrate more on
Sam’s training.
I will, of course,
continue to providing the extravagant supplies and endless array of cooking
equipment requested by Francois, and have also been instructed to arrange for
massages with Didi, upon request.
Of course everything
can’t always be sunshine and yak curd. No, there is a problem that threatens to
put a dark mark on my record, and it involves the WC.
As you know, the WC spent
a night in the Yak Shack last week. What you may not know is that his actions
have created quite a tense situation between the SBPP and the Local #2431, Yak
Herders Union. According to documents delivered to the home office, the WC was
quite busily involved in Hand to Gland Combat (also known as masturbation) on
and off all through the night he spent in the Yak Shack. His actions
resulted in the female yaks (as well as a few of the males) becoming overly
stimulated by the sights and sounds associated with that particular activity.
They are no longer content with what is offered by the bull yaks. The Local
#2431 demands restitution and is insisting that the WC return and face charges.
He has refused to return and has vowed never to smell another yak as long as he
lives.
The yaks are not happy.
It is a dire situation,
still unfolding.
Please let me know how I
might be of further service to you.
Sincerely,
D, Logistics Specialist SBPP
D, you don't know how much we appreciate all the help you've provided. maybe someday it will be safe for us to resume our prior lives back in River City, with only one secret identity. But until then.... we feel safe and well cared for in the hands of you, B and the rest of the SBPP. We home you will consider visiting us soon. And we won't make you stay in the Yak shed like WC. If you think accommodations are too tight in the your, there is this nie local hotel to consider.
Simone and Sam
D, you don't know how much we appreciate all the help you've provided. maybe someday it will be safe for us to resume our prior lives back in River City, with only one secret identity. But until then.... we feel safe and well cared for in the hands of you, B and the rest of the SBPP. We home you will consider visiting us soon. And we won't make you stay in the Yak shed like WC. If you think accommodations are too tight in the your, there is this nie local hotel to consider.
Simone and Sam
4 comments:
Now listen here D,
I don't care how pissed of the Yak herders are
Tell them to go ahead and indict me
Im not going back!
And I have moved into my OTHER secrete high Rocky Mountain hideaway
Completely hidden
Even from Goggle Earth!
Haha!
With only Elk, deer, mountain lion, bear and big horn sheep for company
And no stink en yaks!
The poor WC was truly traumatized by those two terrible nights with the Yaks
I call they the nights of the Yak
Would the SBPP consider paying for therapy?
There is a really hot therapist here near my hideaway
She provides new and cutting edge hands on sexual rehabilitative therapy
its a brand new field of medicine
Which she thinks is the only thing that could undo the trauma of those to terrible nights with the Yaks
And listen here child
Don't think I will be foolishness enough to leave the country
I learned my lesson from from my heros Msers. Bush and Chenny
Its right here in the good old USA for
Me The WC
So if the SBPP, in its infinite kindness, could just have a man go the the market in Georgetown Colorado with $4,000.00 in unmarked twenties on the date and time I specify
You can give the money directly to my therapist
This is just to assure yourself, and the SBPP, that the the WC is not trying to unjustly enrich himself
Hey you got Sam and Simone a flat screen plasma TVs, Apple laptops, satellite phones, etc, etc ,etc.
Just throw a bone here for the poor old WC
Just get better is my motto
Hands on healing for health!
The soon to be recovered thanks to the good old SBPP,
WC
Dear WC,
While agreeing you would be a perfect candidate for psychiatric therapy, none will be provided for you through SBPP. It seems you don't meet the basic criteria for SBPP, the authoring of a personal daily sex blog with a committed readership, and a demonstration of some familiarity with spell-check.
The Yak Herders Union, on the other hand, is willing to agree to pick up the tab for your counseling. In exchange, you must move into the Yak Shack immediately where the type of "therapy" you suggested must take place. They believe it may get their female yaks back "in the mood" for all the bull, so to speak.
SBPP Logistics Specialist,
D
No can do D,
Im not going back to hell hole A Stan
and those god forsaken Yaks
But the opium was premo
Could you have Didi pick some up on her next visit?
Not to worry I will pay
And although disapionted in the stingy position taken by the SBPP
Again not to warry about the poor old broken down WC
I simply transfered my pleasure girls from my litle ski shack on the slopes of Vail to here!
The is happily ensconsed with my gals,
In hiding,
WC
You don't really want me to send B to get you, do you?
And lest you forget, there are gals waiting for you in the Yak Shack, too.
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