"Simone" and "Sam" have been forced to go on the Lam, after some sloppy security work exposed them to their potential "enemies". Fortunately, they've found help through the SBPP.
("Sex Bloggers Protection Program"). Follow their adventures here until its safe for them to resume their prior alter-egos.

Friday, October 14, 2011

From an Undisclosed Location....

Thank God for our handlers at the SBPP (“Sex Bloggers Protection Program”).

D , B with support from  their world wide network of like minded souls have facilitated what was a harrowing transition from one set of secret identities to another over the last few days.

So what happened that turned an ordinary work-a-day couple with a kinky sex blog on the side to cyber-fugitives, one step ahead of a full cover blow? (get your mind out of the gutter on that one, friends).

It was only a week ago, when Mistress and her Slave were preparing for a celebratory weekend. Her eclectic European lover was coming over for dinner and had plans for her on Saturday night too.

But things went a little crazy Sunday evening, when the woman he brought over to amuse Mistress turned out to be, shall we say, a little “unpredictable”.

True, she did give Mistress what she claimed at the time was such an amazing orgasm that it made her Slave redundant.

But by the next day we had some real concerns that she knew both about our blog identities and our real life identities, and could not be trusted to keep our little smutty secret.

I know that if our Director of Security had been around we could have avoided the problem, but  alas, it was his day off.

So now Mistress and Slave are on the lam. We’re leaving the trappings of a prior cyber-life behind, even if that means the 401(k)’s all get liquidated at a very inconvenient time. Hopefully we can find someone who can dump all the fancy office furniture on EBay. And if our employees have a months worth of expense reports to submit…. Well, sorry guys.

Since we will be in flight, and trying to establish new “back stories” in the weeks to come, you may not see us reporting in as frequently as in the past…..

And if a couple come knocking on your door late some night …. One with dark hair and fetching legs, the other kind of bald and in a cock cage…. Consider giving them shelter from the storm.


Anonymous said...


So funny....I can understand your worries. I recall the country trying to impeach a president, because of oral pleasures! Back home, if it would have been 'exposed' I would have been lauded with hails, given extra time of to recuperate so I would be able to show more of the same.

I have checked with the NSA and there are no traces left, so enjoy the new ride.

Francois aka EuroTrash

Anonymous said...

we did have great fun throughout the weekend of debauchery. and, we are game for more of the same too. trust that kink has not changed.
the woman formerly known as "M"

Anonymous said...

Mais Non

Perhaps I should be using a different title ..... event planner..... Chef de cuisine to provide proper meat

I have to leave that up to the management team

Francois aka EuroTrash or ______

Anonymous said...

A certain Boston criminal was on the lam for how many years was it? Hiding in plain sight.

And I like your network better.

vanillamom said...

oohh seems as if you have had such an interesting journey to the place where you now are at.

Fear makes for good orgasms....just sayin'.....


Mystress said...

Well, it's always fascinating to come across new
Blogs. My own pet has massive fears of discovery
and his macho rugby captain persona blown. So we
just mention he's from a former British colony
which gives lots of options. :)).
Wishing you both lots 'O luck with your new
venture, and thanks for the stop by. We are feeling
Better, and just in time for pet to receive any
Birthday spanks on my behalf this weekend.
Best to all,

nilla said...

btw...this reminds me of something...oh, wait, i remember:



Donna said...

I believe you have been warned about loose lips sinking ships and no, Sam, I am not talking about your particular favorite snacking experiences with/on Simone.

We can't possibly keep you safe if you continue to use photos that give such clear clues to your location. Everyone knows about the US Camel Corps! Try harder!


Anonymous said...


OMG, this is great... what a disguise!

I hope nobody traces that first comment you left you-know-where Sam. That could be bad - feel free to go back and remove it, right?

Really, I can't quit giggling... you two.. well, i'm glad some things never really change.

WC said...

Well, well well,

Sam and Simone

That roles of the tongue nicely

And the cammel is a nice touch

as is "band of the run"


The Fugitive

Looking forward to the new guise's

Were you thinking of the movie Patton when you wrote that Sam?

known under many guise's many names

but it was always me,

don't look back they may be gaining on you! lol


Mistress and Slave on the Lam said...

We're a little surprised that so many folks have decided to follow our adventures here at MASOL. I just hope we can stay one step ahead.


sin said...

Oh well, at least it was a great orgasm, right?

Fascinating new blog.

Thank god for the blogger protection program.


MissBehaviour said...

I hope everything's going to be fine for you too. No doubt a few lessons learned as well..


oatmeal girl said...

Yikes! I've obviously been too absorbed in my own little life to realize that something was amiss. I'm glad I found my way to your hideout through my stat list!

Between what we all do and what the bloggers among us write, there is always that little frisson of fear at possibly having gone too far. The sadist and I now address issues of security through the person of the Wise Woman in the Cave. She is consulted when our desires threaten to overwhelm common sense. I'm often required to channel her, though I've told the fiend time and again that the reception isn't always that great.

Good luck in your hide-out. And keep your provisions well-stocked. You never know when another of us will need to join you in refuge.