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"Simone" and "Sam" have been forced to go on the Lam, after some sloppy security work exposed them to their potential "enemies". Fortunately, they've found help through the SBPP.
("Sex Bloggers Protection Program"). Follow their adventures here until its safe for them to resume their prior alter-egos.

Friday, June 10, 2011

On the Cock Shot....


Molly and Mick have a had a very hectic week, and things only get crazier until Sunday. Our sullen teen #1 graduates from high school tomorrow …. The “love child” of our life is more than ready to fly our River City coop … and its been a challenge getting our arms around it. Then of course, helping us do that tonight will be a gathering of 40 or so family and friends to share this transition for all of us.

I know, some of you out there are saying…. Hey Mick, where was our invitation? Aren’t we your family and friends too? And yes, you are. Wouldn’t it be great to have all of you here for an alternative celebration of our “alter egos”. Maybe we will schedule that when the nest really empties  out  in August. We will move the furniture around so that it has more the feel of the UCTMW World HQ than our charming home filled with the accumulated detritus of two teenagers yearning to break free of the magnetic pull of their overbearing and incredibly dull parents.

If only they new! (God, pleae hope they never figure it out).

Yesterday we got some “fan mail” from a reader to our email account, rather than as a comment on our blog. Hopefully he won’t mind if I share a bit of his comments. (I guess I am assuming he is a he rather than a she,,,, please correct me if I am wrong):






“I think what separates your "kinky" blog from most others is the great content provided in each update, and that the reader knows that you're real. That's what ties it all together for me, is that I know everything that is written and featured is one hundred percent legitimate. I appreciate and enjoy all that is written, and the pictures featured too.

Unfortunately, I believe a lot of "kinky" blogs are entirely fake.  It's great to have the knowledge that not only is your blog real, but that it contains great content as well.”

Thanks, dear reader. We try to make it real ---- except when we go off into pure fantasy --- like the part where Judge Miguel lets the buck stop with his Bailiff. In reality, he’s a stand up guy who would never throw his Bailiff under the bus.

As it turns out, the dear Judge is off to a “Judicial Conference” this weekend, visiting his brother for some golf.  No doubt he brought his summer robes, as shown in this illustration that our Senior Correspondent passed along.

He and Mistress were texting and phoning some as he waited for his delayed plane yesterday, flirting at the cocktail lounge with two women.

At one point, Mistress warned “Now M… don’t show them that SOC….”

They can both be a little possessive.  Mistress does seem to enjoy those little photos M will text her from time to time of his SOC, but likes to think she is the only one on the distribution list.

And M seems to get the willies if he hear’s about Mistress flirting with some other guy.  (Though the other night, when Mistress reported that an attractive woman was flirting with her at a little post-work outing, both M and I gave it a “thumbs up” --- what is it about guys and the buzz that comes with the thought of a little girl / girl action?)

Apparently the allure of the cock shot is not a sentiment universally shared. This morning  Aisha posted an excerpt from Jon Stewart’s show earlier this week describing one woman’s thoughts on the receipt of the random “cock shot”, definitely worth watching. Here is the link.

The only problem Mistress seems to have with M’s cock shots is that they tend to reproduce like weeds on her various devices.  You know the drill: it comes in on the I-phone. She later synchs her I-phone with her home laptop. It moves over there. Then later she synchs with her office computer. There it is again. And each re-synching can cause it to re-produce again.

When I suggested she may not want to have all those cock shots on her office computer…. Let’s say the IT guy (or girl) does a little maintenance and then files a sexual harassment claim – she set off on the task of deleting, and deleting, and deleting.

It became a project akin to spring house cleaning. All those SOC’s.  Impressive. Put them together and we would cover the distance to London and back. (If they were my work-a-day cock, we might have only made it to Boston).

I wonder if there is an App for this type of project: the cyber equivalent of “Round Up” to root out all the obscene photos on your devices. And just think of the problem once we all go to the so called “Cloud”.   Once a photo enters cyberspace who knows where it ends up.

SOC, now you belong to the ages….

Judge Miguel’s legacy may be something beyond his collected opinions.

7 comments:

Marcus said...

Ahhhh, the joys of the cyber world for good and bad. Hopefully she is in good with the IT guy, that always helps.

And it really is a wonderful blog, very real and interesting.

Donna said...

I'm not terribly surprised the SOC photos are so persistent, that's just the nature of cocks to keep showing up, keep coming back for more. And that's just the way I like them, too.

Congrats on the graduation of your kiddo! Hope your party is wonderful tonight.

Also hope the WC has a nice visit with his brother and that his brother keeps his thumbs to himself...although that might look a bit odd on the golf course.

Donna

Harry Haversackers said...

Does this mean that it's an empty nest for you two? I hope Molly isn't facing the dreaded EN Syndrome. At our house, it was the opposite, a big celebration, at least until Number Two moved back in again... Twice.

We found that our sexual activity took a big jump with the kids out of the way, but judging by your daily reports, you'd be hard pressed to find time for more.

Harry

nilla said...

another LOL posting Mick!! Gods, only to Boston? Seriously, that line made me laugh, aloud.

I can (as can aisha) vouch for the fact that you are real, as is your Mistress, since i've spoken to you both...however...the brother of the WC? Is there such a fiendishly perverted fellow really running loose in....

...hmmm, where did you say he was running loose, again? (covers butt with one hand while typing with the other)

*lAugghz*

(too hard typing with one hand. i guess i'll take my chances that he's not at large in teh NOrtheastern US)

nilla
who is also real.

Donna said...

Does this post have anyone else humming that old Coca-Cola jingle, It's the Real Thing?

Bill likes it when I hum, any song will do. Bet you can guess the position he enjoys while I hum! :)

Senior Correspondent,
Donna

beingaisha said...

Yeah, I thought it was kind of sad that Molly was having to delete all this lovely cock shots, but totally understand. My work computer and home computer have never met, and never will.

However, I'm feeling just a wee bit - hurt, maybe? Disrespected, perhaps? After all, I can vouch for you two being real, having actually met you IRL. But, like 'nilla, who I can also vouch for, that means that I'm real too! At least I think I am...

laughing...

Of course my blog's not nearly as exciting as yours these days - but that's ok, just wait til I'm posting live from COPE again!

hugs,

aisha

Donna said...

Bill and I are real, too! If I wanted to create a fictitious persona I don't think I would choose a 57 year old woman who yearns to wear sexy leather boots!

And I might give Bill just a bit more hair on his head...the one that is under his hat not the other one. Of course anyone who has seen our body shots and toy pictures on UCTMW would know those aren't faked. We are as we are! LOL

Let's see, I think Molly, Mick, and aisha can vouch for me. And 'nilla can tell you I'm crazy as a loon, not that that would be a surprise to anyone, eh?

Happy weekend to all!
Donna