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Thursday, December 16, 2010

HNT/ Kinky Krisp




It’s the Holidays, and even our strange little kinky Blogger community has to take a break from egging each other on to new sexual exploits, and take notice.

It wouldn’t be the Holidays in the Collins household without decadent tempting sweets lying about the house, to help us all lower our centers of gravity as we get ready for a ski vacation with our surly teens at our secret mountain hideaway. What’s the difference between bending your knees and just letting them buckle?

Earlier this week, SFP recruited good old Mick for the cookie-palooza promoted by a variety of our sub sisters.

My guess is that I’m just affirmative action window dressing – but I’m game. Hopefully, I  am a  credit to my gender when it comes to larding up family and friends for the holidays.

There’s just one problem:  While Mistress has a profound sweet tooth, she also has a wheat allergy. So when Mick is called on to make a desert it has to be wheat-less.

I’ve perfected in my own haphazard way an Apple Crisp that gets Mistress salivating even as it warms in the oven. And I’m sharing it with you here with a few illustrations from the one I prepared Sunday evening for our Christmas dinner with extended family here in River City.

First, grease a pan or glass dish and fill it with apple chunks: a pan that’s about 15” x 8” will take about 4 to 6 apples, depending on size. I like to have a variety of apple categories available to make the taste a little more complex. Sort of like one of Aisha’s and D’s munches with that strange mix of kinksters coming in various ages, dimensions and preferences, all ogling one another.  Pears can go into the mix too.



Here is a picture of what the apples should look like once cored and chunked. I’m way to lazy to skin the apples. I must have gotten that from our WC.

Once the apples are arrayed in the dish or pan, pore about ½ cup of water over them. 

Now would be a good time to pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees. (Higher if at altitude of 6500 feet or more.)



Of course you could just bake the apples. They would be tasty and healthy. But then you’d miss the sugar and butter.

That’s coming next.

Get out a mixing bowl, and fill it with one cup of brown sugar, one cup of refined white sugar, and two cups of thick cut oats.

To the mix add a cup of nuts: walnuts or peanuts or cashews will do,  but not too salty, unless you are into that. 

Then add a teaspoon of nutmeg and two teaspoons of cinnamon.

Take one stick of butter and soften it up. 30 seconds in the microwave does it for me. But you can melt it in a sauce pan too.

Pour the butter into the bowl with all the other stuff, and mix it roughly together with a wooden spoon --- you know the kind that can also double for an implement to redden a sub’s bottom. (D’s risotto spoon would do).

Once the goop is all blended together, and you have most of the lumps out of the brown sugar, it looks sort of like this:



The final step is to spread your oaty, sugary mix over the apples, trying your best to get it evenly distributed, corner to corner.  It will look like this:




Cover the pan with a sheet of aluminum foil, and stick it in the oven for about 30 minutes.  Then remove the aluminum foil and let it cook for another 30 minutes, crisping the top.

It can sit in the oven for a while after that, cooling a bit.  The final product will look like this:



Dish your crisp onto a plate. Serve it with Ice Cream if this is not sweet enough for you.

Of course, now I’m hungry, and there are leftovers from Sunday sitting in the fridge. I wonder if Mistress will let me smear it on her lovely tummy and suck it off?


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Amazingly, Mistress fell for this little stunt.

"Anything for blog material, Slave."


Of course, I warmed a plate of the leftover concoction a bit in the microwave first. Cold crisp on Mistress's warm tummy would have gotten Slave into big trouble. 




"Maybe I should tie your hands behind your back and make you eat it that way, Slave."


I suppose that would have made it all the more delicious.


And when I had lapped up the last delicious morsel, and my lips and tongues moved lower to pleasure Mistress for being such a good sport,  the sugary, cinnamon taste of the crisp belended Oh so wonderfully with the taste of Mistress's delectable secretions.


"What tastes better Slave, me or the crisp?"


"Well it's a close call, but you, of course, Mistress."


I may want to have a little more before heading to work this morning.







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13 comments:

foxy said...

A multi-talented man! I'm very impressed. ;)

mouse said...

Oh thank you! Honestly I've been looking for a good apple crisp recipe...so I think I gotta try yours...Love the addition of pears to it, I suppose you could add plums and craisins too for that whole holiday thing....

Can't wait to try it.

Hugs,
mouse

mouse said...

ooooh a quick question, the thick cut oats, is that similar to regular oats (not quick cooking)??

Hugs,
mouse

HEDONE said...

I love apple crisp. I made a ton of it this fall when apples were in season. Interesting that you chunk the apples, I usually slice them. Cool new way for me to try.

Thank you Jz for this fun group post. Let's all blame her for any extra poundage gained over the next few weeks. :D

-H

nilla said...

i never thought of chunking the apples...kewlness. that makes it fast to prepare. I love the idea of pears in the mix, too.

i'll def. be trying this one, soon.

ps...i love your 'plate'...*grins*

btw...there is this wicked kewl gizmo you can get, reasonably priced. i'll have to take a pic of it coz it defies description...but you stick the apple on an...um..auger? and it peels, cores, and slices the apple into one long spiral slice.

i can prep 6 apples for pie in under 3 minutes.

yay for old fashioned tools!(hand cranked)

nilla

TemptingSweets99 said...

I love your apple crisp! Sounds delicious! Looks delicious!

Sara said...

My husband loves apple pies and crisps...thanks!

cultivateddiscipline said...

How cool! I know people with gluten-allergies, this is perfect :) Thank you for the awesome recipe :)

Merry Christmas!

UCTMW Enterprises Management Team said...

glad everybody enjoyed the crisp recipe.... mistress had some for breakfast today, and then for a little apertif after too many holiday gatherings this evening... I guess it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Mouse--- I use the oats that are not oatmeal quickies.

greengirl said...

my husband loves, loves apple crisp - this sounds perfect - thanks.

turiya said...

Wow... okay, another new thing for us to try... and a mostly healthy one too! :-D

Happy Holidays!

turiya

WC said...

Too too funny Mick

And sounds great!

I will have to try that one.

Have a great trip

The ever lazy and under productive

WC

WC said...

Nila,

I have one of those tools

It is great !

WC