"Simone" and "Sam" have been forced to go on the Lam, after some sloppy security work exposed them to their potential "enemies". Fortunately, they've found help through the SBPP.
("Sex Bloggers Protection Program"). Follow their adventures here until its safe for them to resume their prior alter-egos.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Our Senior Correspondent Goes a Little Crazy

We had wonderful sex this morning! I love the flogger that Bill uses on my breasts, chest, abdomen, pussy and legs. Over and over he flogs, knowing just where to make the ends snap on my flesh and just how hard to pop it. It leaves warm red lines crisscrossing my body and really gets my engine cranked up. Add a bit of bondage and a little direct stimulation and I am flying.

While we shared breakfast following our time together, Bill and I began discussing some recent studies that have crossed our desks and shook our heads at how odd it is that people get paid huge sums of money to study these things that seem to be common sense. Bill then brought up the problem with many of the laws pertaining to sexuality that seem to make no sense at all. That's when it suddenly dawned on me that I have been remiss in my duties as Senior Research Correspondent.

In an attempt to make up for lost time, I am posting a mix of both laws and research studies that I have gathered from hither and yon. Sadly, most don't come with pictures so I have had to add photos from the UCTMW files.

Now Mick, I know you don't like to put your photo on the blog, but this picture of you in your white cowboy hat taken last week while you were vacationing in the Southwest is just too good not to post. You may want to be careful about your excitement level though, it's against the law for a man's erection to show through his clothes in Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C., and Wisconsin. And I think I see evidence of your excitement in your photo here.

Over at the Kinsey Institute site I found a study that looked at what adults consider to be "sex". I was confused about why that would even be in question until I thought back to a presidency of the not- so-distant past when there was an issue about whether oral sex was really sex as in, "I did not have sex with that woman".  Does this college graduation photo of a certain female from UCTMW remind anyone of those days?

The findings of that Kinsey Study were that while nearly all participants concurred that penile-vaginal intercourse fit the criteria to be called sex, two out of ten people did not concur that penile-anal intercourse was sex, and three out of ten said ‘no’ to oral-genital activity, as did half of the respondents about manual-genital contact.
I think maybe we should let the WC, our resident Asstologist know that anal intercourse is not considered to be sex by some of the population.  I want his opinion about this because if anal, oral and masturbation aren't considered to be sex, then what are they? Not to worry, I suppose there is a study on that somewhere. I couldn't find a picture of the WC today, but I found this one of his brother in his Halloween costume. No one had any trouble guessing his identity. The finger position gave it away!

Then I read a study about women who read romance novels, and the conclusion is that they have sex twice as often as those who don't. Molly already has more orgasms in a week than many women have in a year, but maybe the time has come to see just how far she can take this. Shall I call the folks at the Guinness Book of World Records? I would be happy to send her some books from my library of smut to double her AMT, Amazing Orgasm Tally. See this lovely female in the library stacks looking for just the right book? The coloring seems just right for a girl named Molly, doesn't it?

I'll finish up here today with a word of warning for any of our lifestyle who plan to visit Washington, D.C. The law there is that engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal. Unfortunately, that doesn't cover political sorts who seem to be permitted to screw the nation's people in many different ways while in D.C. We didn't have any photos to go with this odd news. Mick doesn't allow that sort of filth to pollute the office computers, but I did find the photo attached here. And it does seem to suit quite well.

Have a good day folks! I'll be right here slaving away trying to find more riveting and relevant subject matter to keep you in the know.


sin said...

Funny. You've got to wonder how that law about "a man's erection to show through his clothes in Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C., and Wisconsin," came to be. And whether they regularly jail(ed) teenage boys for breaking it. Thanks for the smile Donna.

beingaisha said...

Wow - I sure appreciate the research you did on this!

it'll keep me laughing all day!



Donna said...

Sin, you're right! I can't imagine how much it would cost to feed all those incarcerated teenage boys. Maybe that situation figures into the financial woes of those areas.

Aisha, I'm glad you can find humor in this very serious scientific post. Maybe it was the pictures that made you smile? I was concerned about putting that one of Mick at the top. I was afraid some of the readers might not be able to read the entire post once they focused on the bulge and considered what might have happened at UCTMW should Mick's bulge have been noticed by some ever-vigilant female cop. You did read beyond that photo, didn't you? Aisha?

Senior Correspondent,

WC said...

Very cool and funny Donna,

the likes the post,


UCTMW Enterprises Management Team said...

thanks , Donna. Very funny. and it was so nice to know the blog was in good hands when I had to fight the lethargy of getting up after a great week off and head back to work in this hideous River City heat, humidity and pollution.

I'm giving you a 10% raise retroactive to the 1st of the month.


Myli said...

Wow, what do those people considering "sex" then? How could penile-anal contact NOT be sex? I'm kinda shocked.